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Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
Mayber her/their parents are the CABBAGE PATCH KIDS?????? 
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I am almost absolutely sure that Barbie is much older than the Cabbage Patch Kids . . . and why they were popular is beyond me . . .
It occurred to me as I was reading . . . and then I saw someone else mention it . . .
The REAL reason they never married . .
Drum roll Please . . . Ken is Gay!
Let's look at the evidence:
Keen Fashion sense, good dresser with stylish toys.
Hair always perfect.
Wears predominantly light airy clothing like pastels.
ALWAYS wears the appropriate outfit to the event, activity, sport (like you can get us straight guys to do that, puuuuulllleeeze! You're lucky if we don't wear white socks to your formal).
And finallly . . . Always hangs around at her beck and call without getting any!
Its funny, some female Mattel designer was looking to make the perfect male companion to go with the perfect girl . . . and she unconsciously makes him gay. It makes you want to weep.
No wonder women aren't happy with men, they want straight Kens
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I think Ken was either Barbie's gay friend from high school or her hair dresser turned best friend/therapist.
But it is suspiscious that Barbie really doesn't date at all . . . I mean sheez, you think she would learn to balance her careers and social life a bit to allow emotional attachment. Bad role model
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