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I almost missed this thread - way to hide it in plain sight.
Ran across this in a little artifact I rescued from Ebay. Any of it sound familiar?
A Phi Mu looked her up one day,
Sized her up in the usual way;
Said "I've got a shield of gold,
Guarding you with love untold.
Come and join our jolly band,
Give to us your heart and hand."
"They're yours already," said the co-ed true,
"I've waited all my life for you."
:::snif:::
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