Um, I don't see how the "jerkoff" rivals Bush in the offspring department. He's always had daughters, and if you want to be technical and shit, Alexandra (30) and Vanessa (27) are obviously older than Jenna and Babs Bush, so technically John Kerry had two daughters first.

Let's not also forget about John's superly handsome Heinz stepsons: John (37), Andre (34), and Chris (31).