To my Husband: The Bible is the only reason I don't go off on you!
To my son: Hunh is not a response to everything!
To my students: Reading does not equal poison.
To George W: I want you to lose so bad!
To America: Is our society truly this blind and uneducated that they believe George W is the best canidate for president.
To the Texas Lottery: When we going to hook up?
To Chris Webber: Sorry I did't call you back , I was busy...
