You guys have NO idea how much this thread made me laugh!!!
Ok, got a little story of my own.
So I hadn't been home in weeks, and I finally got home to see my boyfriend. We're downstairs in the basement, and we're starting to get a bit "frisky" if you know what I'm getting at. All of a sudden, I look up at the cieling and I see THIS!
It's an effing HOUSE CENTIPEDE!! My boyfriend freaked the hell out as well, grabbed one of my mom's workout tapes and tried to smash it on the cieling, but it fell and started to scamper away...and let me tell you, those suckers are FAST! But my boyfriend finally ended up getting it. eeeeeeeeeew.