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Originally posted by kappaloo
eta2 ... enlist your child into your local mental health center. <- HAHAHHA ... can you imagine being the poor person at the health center who would have to deal with parents like these?
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Ok, but if your kid is cutting, they really do need help.
I love it when other Christians make me embarassed to be one too.
Oh, but:
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Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
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Bwahahaha.
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Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
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Because odd gold jewelry is ok?
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Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
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But if your child is watching cable, doesn't that mean the parents have cable too?