This one may have been mentioned.
"I SMOKE I DRANK UM SUPPOSED TO STOP BUT I CAN'T..."
I really hate it when you see a female (with gold in her mouth or her 2nd baby daddy's name on the side of her neck)

in the club quoting this part:
UM A DOG I LOVE H___, AND UM ADDICTED TO MONEY, CARS, AND CLOTHES, DO IT BIG.
This song must be the Louisiana anthlem. I hate it.