[Rudey]

I've edited this because what I wrote seriously sounded gay. Yeah, whatever.

Anyway, I just put a little wax or fiber in my hair, move it around for probably 5 seconds and clump certain parts of it to end up with that "just out of bed" look.

As for hair products, I buy anything in a cool package just because I'm retarded. The stuff that works best is the paul mitchel dry wax or the crew fiber - both come in tins and you really can't put too much in your hair or girls will never play with your hair. The tigi stuff I've used is disgusting, the sebastian stuff is weak, and I can only work the redken replay stuff if i'm going clubbing because it makes my hair a little shiny.

On girls, I like long hair or short hair. Girls with short hair just look "cool" - I'm not sure how to explain that better. The thing with long hair is that it's fun to play with. I love curls on certain girls but on others it gets messy and it's not as fun running your hands through it. I think 99.9% of my girlfriends have been the ones with long straight hair who use those straightening metal things in the mornings when they get out of the shower to make it even straighter i guess (seriously it'd be just as straight if they didn't iron their hair or whatever the do/did).

-Rudey
--Now that I think about it, no matter what I write about my hair, it'll sound gay.