[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by mullet81
Name:Optimist Prime

1 THING MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU:
1) I have above genius level IQ

2 THINGS YOU DO EVERY MORNING:
1) brush my teeth
2) poop

3 THINGS PEOPLE FIND WEIRD ABOUT YOU:
1) I speak German
2) That my nickname is not from my real name
3) That I work as a waiter

4 THINGS YOU DO DAILY:
1) Check greekchat
2) Play video games
3) Watch cartoons
4) Read

5 THINGS YOU LOVE:
1) Theta Chi
2) Oakley Jeans
3) Video Games
4) Being a Libra
5) Dharma

6 THINGS YOU COULD PROBABLY DO WITHOUT, BUT DON'T:
1) smoking ciggarettes
2) donoughts
3) Volcom Clothes
4) employee discount
5) black lights
6) magazines

7 THINGS THAT ANNOY THE #%$! OUT OF YOU:

1) rude people
2) guests who don't tip
3) Political commentators
4) getting Cut Off in Traffic
5) multitasking when every one else is slacking off
6) people who are all happy in the morning and I'm not awake yet
7) people who don't understand the importance of hot coffee

8 THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD:
1) car stereo
2) a battery charger
3) a new car
4) a pin stripe kenneth cole shirt
5) a smart suit, that looks classy day or night
6) new upholstry for my furniture
7) a butler
8) turntables so I can scratch fantastic

9 THINGS YOU NEVER DO:
1) talk on the phone
2) go to class everyday
3) check my email
4) go grocery shopping
5) go clothes shopping
6) go to bed on time
7) drink alcohol anymore
8)use spellcheck
9) homework

10 THINGS AT RANDOM:
1) everyone on match game is on something
2) South Park is the best tv show ever
3)Torri Spelling still is hot
4) I have the complete series of Family Guy on DVD
5) Juice that was a good one.
6) Game show hosts tend to be massive tools
7) I'm glad that I don't host a game show
8) I can't believe a 25 year old women would marry a 50 year old man. That's just gross.
9) Bermuda grass is the most common variety in the western hemisphere, but it is not the lushest.
10)I'm good at thinking of random things. That's a metaphore for life, or at least for my haircut.