Well, this is a good one. I was picked up by the FBI 25 years ago because they thought I was the then well-known criminal Patty Hearst. And you know where these clowns in the FBI followed me to and held me? (Get ready, Mr. Earp.) PITTSBURG STATE COLLEGE in Kansas! Some idiot must've seen me and called it in!
And these fools were convinced and wouldn't leave and I was trying to get to an ODK convention on campus. Never mind that Patty was 5'0 and brown-eyed and that I'm 5'5" and blue-eyed and they had followed me for 3 weeks in Arkansas and failed to find any evidence--they told me repeatedly that they knew I was her!
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