This was the best part (where you talk about shaving your legs, wearing a speedo and bow tie, and then putting makeup on with other dudes:
"I didn't shave earlier so I butchered my legs and a$$ while attempting to shave them. I didn't realize how bad chicks have it when they have to shave all that $hit. So, with pieces of toilet paper stuck to my legs and a$$ to dry up the nick marks, i put on my black speedo and black bowtie. Then we each started to put the gothic make up on each other. ( I can't stand that $hit called base!!!) "
-Rudey