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Puffy Daddy Is Looking For A Butler/Umbrella Holder To Replace Farnsworth
Puffy Daddy is in search of a new butler as Farnsworth Bentley has become more of a celebrity and less of an umbrella holder. According to reports, Puff Daddy is looking for a white butler with an accent and knowledge of fine wines. Oh, and Puffy says he should be, quote, "sexy". To refresh your memory, Farnsworth recently announced he was changing his name to Fonzworth because, as he put it, "I wanted to make it a little cooler. And who's cooler than the Fonz? So I remixed it a little bit. . . as we do in hip-hop."
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