You figured me out. I'm not even going to insult you by replying. I'll just go back and live in my blissful ignorant life of rainbows and unicorns, and pray for my husband's safety as he goes off to the flowery middle east again in May. And let freelance journalist's, such as yourself, continue to 'inform' the public about what he's REALLY doing...since I obviously don't know.
Oh, and thanks for doing such a great job at that!