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One of my favorite moments in college was being up at like 9am the morning after halloween all half in the bag from the night before and seeing a girl wandering home, dissheveled and in asspants wearing devil horns and CARRYING A PLASTIC PITCHFORK.
Anthony, a guy in our house who was about as funny as it gets in those situations, yells across the street at the girl, "Next time, leave the costume on his floor- you can go back and get laid again."
Gorgeous.
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