Arrrrgghh!

ha ha
People who get on the elevator before the people getting off are off.
People who pass a parking space then try to back up into you when someone they've just passed decides to pull out--move along buddy--ya missed it!
People who, when I am hunched down over my desk with a look of concentration on my face and papers strew everywhere, say-- are you busy? and proceed to tell you about a broken finger nail or some such trivial detail in miniute detail before you growl I AM BUSY.
traffic in general. if everyone is moving, why does it stop.
Leaving the toilet seat up-- and by this I mean the cover. I don't want to look in the bowl, it was down when you went into my bathroom, leave it as you found it.
Shoes on the floor.

Yeah this is a REALLY picky one, but they MUST go back into their box in the closet when they come off my feet.
SUV's and other monster sized trucks that park in a COMPACT space. What is that anyway--??!!
OK, I better stop--I'm really not THAT bad. haha
Amy