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Originally posted by BetteDavisEyes
I can't stand the annoying lady from Barefoot Contessa but I like what she cooks so I watch even though I feel like strangling her.
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I forgot about the Barefoot Contessa. She is such a Hamptons snob. Even her name makes me wanna hurl: Ina Garten...C'MON! Her real name is probably Betty Smith. And she has all these "gay" male friends who she just LOVES to cook for when her husband, the prominent East Coast university professor, is away for weeks at a time....HMMMM!!?!?!?!?! Me thinks Ina doesn't quite get enough in her vagina....
SHE MAKES ME BATTY! And her food is too damned complicated. It's always something like "Roasted Duck Confit with Bing Cherries and Roasted Shallots on Shittake Risotto served with Parmesan Asparagus and Rosemary Sea Salt Yeast Rolls".....ALL FOR A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! C'MON YOU FOOD WHORE!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIED CHICKEN FROM PATHMARK AND SOME ESKIMO PIES?!?!?!?