I have two stories...involving the same guy.
Story #1 - Its 9am, I'm getting ready to leave his apt *we lived close at the same* and I see its raining and say " its raining"
And he says "well, that sucks. see ya later"
I walked home past a police station full of cops pointing at me and smiling. I should have asked for some coffee.
Story #2 - Same boy. Over at my new house. its in the middle of the night and I feel somebody pushing me out of bed. I try to wake him up but he won't and when i try to lay back down he kicks me out again.
So I slept in the floor to save the drama of waking him up and making him mad. Didn't work - he woke up and said "wtf are you doing in the floor are you stupid?"
GRRRR
I was trying to be nice