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Originally posted by ajuhdg
I was thinking the SAME thing! It sucks that he died, but I just never thought he was that funny. He got REALL weird in his old age too...cue the ET video OTW referred to.
aj
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He's one of the funniest human beings that ever lived - this is not up for debate.
Mad respect, Rodney.
"A woman called the other day and said come on over, nobody's home. I went over. Nobody was home."
"My mother never breast fed me; she said she liked me more as a friend."
"I come from a stupid family. My father worked for a bank; he was fired for stealing pens. In the civil war, my great uncle fought for the west."
"I could tell my parents hated me - my bath toys as a kid were a toaster and a radio."
"I went to the doctor because I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."
"My wife looks like she came in second in a hatchet fight."
-RC
--"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."