I grew up on LawnGuyland but I'm still smiling and nodding at these!
I could add a few off the top of my head:
- You're waiting on the subway platform. The train pulls in and every car is jammed except one, which is empty. You know better than to get into the empty car.
- You know you can't get a real bagel anywhere but New York.
- You don't own a car and don't see the need to.
- You know how to navigate a sidewalk.