[Munchkin03]

Originally posted by BetteDavisEyes
Well, my future mother-in-law seems so nice & conservative. Then the isht hit the fan with me. Here are a few of the things she's said & done.

* Invited my relatives to dinner then told all her friends how no one spoke english & it was weird having a bunch of Mexicans over for dinner. Said she stuck out being the white lady in the group. F.Y.I. My entire family speaks, reads, & writes english very well so I don't know what crawled up her ass to lie about us this way. Also born here not in Mexico. Only been to Mexico twice as a matter of fact & both times were for vacation purposes.

* I was invited to a european cruise by HER brother's family. She told them that I hate children so I absolutely would not go. Would not give them my # either so they could talk to me personally. Ran into them on accident one day & learned the story. Just b/c I may not want to have children does not mean I hate them. Too late for the cruise. It's all booked.

* Refused to see the dress I bought for a themed party b/c she thought the theme was to risque (think Chicago) so she gave me dresses from her closet to wear instead. Ummm...I'm a size 10 & she's a 22. Get the picture?

* Anytime I wear open-toed strappy high heels she refers to them as slut shoes. Keeps trying to get me to wear her shoes.

* Finally, a good friend & neighbor is terminally ill. Probably less than a week left. She used his illness as an excuse to keep my bf from leaving & moving out. Had the mans wife ask my bf not to leave. He couldn't say no the the nice lady so he cancelled his plans of moving out.

Ummm...how do you refer to your significant other's mother as your "future mother in law," but refer to him as your "boyfriend"?

Something. Does. Not. Compute.