Jay should have been the Bachelor.

Byron can take all the showers he wants, but he'll always look dirty to me.

We all know Krysta will stick around for a number of episodes solely for the drama factor.

I don't understand how the fuck any stupid bitch can "feel heartbroken" after some guy you've only known for less than 24 hours. Quit your crying honey, he's not all that.

I still don't understand why anyone could just willfully put themselves up on the auction block like that...and some of these girls are actually smart!

Hooray for the two new girls they'll add later on. It's on now.