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• "It's red, like the blood John Kerry spilled in Vietnam."
Here are our favorites:
• "Only an idiot would use mustard."
• "Our flavor is stronger at home and respected in the world."
• "Foreign leaders prefer ketchup."
• "Ketchup: C'est magnifique."
• "The taste that's smeared--smeared--in your memory."
• "For your papases fritas, your pommes frites, your patate fritte and your fritadas francesas."
• "Mustard: The wrong condiment in the wrong place at the wrong time."
• "By the way, served in your kitchen."
• "Too good for the common man."
• "Hunt's is for scumbags."
• "It's red, like the blood John Kerry spilled in Vietnam."
- Opinion Journal
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