i can't stand all my uncles (mother's brothers) wives

one is forty, thinks she is eighteen and wears her make up similar to bozo!

one tells me and my cousin all time that my uncle will not be leaving his land to us since she is around (in front of him, mind you)

the other is a perfectionist and super snotty and hardly comes around, because we wear jeans...all the time

and the other one always brags what he buys her and flashes her ghetto fabulous rings all over the place

(he buys us more, but we are not suppose to tell her)