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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Rudey, here is a scenerio.
Ok, say you are at a bar and you see the Bush Twins. And the twins are like, " oh my gosh! Rudkinsky is H O T, HOT! So dude, you coul easily score with one of the Bush twins at this point. You are talking to them and they laugh at everything you say. You are so in. Then, you go to the bar, to buy the twins a drink (with the money they gave you). Then all of the sudden, some dude who looks like you comes in (your clone), and starts swooping in on them! Ok, so you think to yourself " ok, my clone is pimpin on the twins too. Thats cool theres two of them".
Then, suddenly both of them leave the bar with Rudinski #2. One on each arm. You just got cockblock majorly, by your own clone. He left with BOTH OF THEM. You are a failure at this point. You did not reach the pinnacle of greatness, instead your clone does.
what do you do? a) murder him b) go cry like a biotch c) give my dad a call
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OK for this I will bring up my friend in Sophomore year of college. I received the biggest cock block of my life that year. Basically I'm at a New Year's Eve part and I'm holding this girl and saying all these lines that would maek you want to barf. We're about to go to this other's dude place and I'm set. My friend basically asks me to get him something from the car because he's sick. When I get back, he's holding the beeyotch. Hence, the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block of Sophomore Year.
At this point you might think I was out for the count. But no. If I'm not getting any play, then nobody will. Cock-blocks all around. Said friend got a quick rabbit punch to the back of the head. He threw up within 10 minutes. I told another girl that one of my friends had an STD so he got blocked. And the first dude that got punched went and put a cold can of beer between a girl's legs that was hooking up with our other dude (Edited to add: I think he also reasoned that she was ugly so he was in fact helping the dude out but I am not sure). Hence cock blocks all around. That was the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block Festival.
What does this story have to do with anything?
Nothing really, except to say that since then I have vowed never to just willingly accept a cock-block. Never again will one of my boys put his arm around a girl I'm talking to and pull a block. Never again.
Hence I would probably follow him in a car, quickly stab him, hide him, get mine, and eat him the following day.
-Rudey
--Names have been changed to protect the innocent