[hoosier]

Problems:

1 - the winners of Oprah's free cars may be faced with sales tax, gift tax, and even higher income tax brackets

2 - Dan Rather may be fired

Solution:

Car winners who can't handle the taxes give car to Dan, who may soon be homeless.



PS: Attn. Iraqis: Possible new US Army motto, effective Nov. 3: "Give genocide a chance"