"SUCK SUCK BO BUCK, BANANA FANA FO *UCK"
SUCKY SUCKY YA-YA-YA!
I think EVERYONE could SMELL what the Rock was cooking in this! Like a pot of cabbage, saurkraut and broccoli cooking on a hot day with the windows closed up!
YIKES - this movie was rotten! Like the Easter eggs mom would find hidden under our beds 2 months afterwards because we thought it would be funny to see how long it would take to sniff them out!
**Stop reading if you haven't seen it and don't want to "ruin" it -- not that the movie didn't ruin itself**
Can you tell I was way disappointed? I loved the first one - LOVED it - it was like a modern day Indiana Jones with all the looks, humor, sex appeal, and graphics. I just loved it.
So this one - its like "hmmm - ok - we need to put the Rock in here, ok he's some King of the scorpions because he ate one and the explanation really didn't suffice to give it any real sense of what was going on --- good -- now we need to pull out the book of plots...Oh here's one that's never been used - he's really a prince, and she's really a princess - that works....ok - now - lets cast people into the exact same roles as the first one -- great - we need 3 dumb guys to be the treasure hunters...good -- now we need an evil guy to "head it all up" -- good....now we need someone to fly the plane....good -- now we got all the bits from the first one, so lets say instead of sand that the mummy kicks up, it'll be water....great! Now add in some sucky graphics that are worse than the original Star Wars (at least those were considered awesome back then) and how about a blimp for good measure...GREAT - now all we need is a couple of cat fights for the men, and a Titanic like scene for the women where they are snuggling at the front of the blimp (think "I am King of the world!") and now we have ourselves a movie!"
Ugghhh - so disappointed. Why couldn't they leave well enough alone?!
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