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the computer lab at the university: Why does it take so long to log onto a computer? It is unthinkable to have to wait 20 minutes just to use the computer. Get it together!! I can't just run in and check my email or the weather. I have to allow a full half hour for that. This university is smaller than where I did my undergrad and they had no problems, so you have no excuse.

Students in the parking lot: When you have a green sticker in your window that says staff/faculty, you get to park in this lot. I have one of those, so if you park here, yes I am going to call campus police to give you a nice ticket. You can read, act like it. It's not my fault that you have to be in class in 5 minutes and are just now getting to campus.

White chick next door: Stop staring at me. If you're going to stare, at least speak. Stop telling your man not to talk to me. Just because he's Black doesn't mean I want him. I'M MARRIED To a BLACK MAN!!! So, why would I want yours? Please calm down and get some self esteem.