I found an article that describes the outfits better. It wasn't HOES, it was MAIDS and HOT MAMA on the back of the *ahem* ladies' outfits. Britney's said "Mrs. Federline" and his read "Hers". Looks as if they weren't worn during the ceremony, but for the ultra classy reception.
Thank God!
The food was "chicken fingers, cheeseburgers, crab cakes, ribs and Waldorf salad, but there was no open bar." HAHA at the no open bar. The gift bags were also interesting "Gap jeans, candy and a silver teardrop ring with an image of the bride and groom". Another article I read said they got Nike shoelaces.
The article.