As long as you pose as anything other than an 'evil American', and have the requisite cold hard cash (dollars, preferably), your shopping needs could be met at Uncle Kim's Flea Market in beautiful downtown Pyongyang, North Korea.
C'mon... just give us any excuse to play some nuclear Whack-A-Mole! on the DPRicKs! Those boomers off the coast of Japan need a little workout!
