My mom is a big ol' redneck. Sha has a few she uses:
Her elevator doesnt go all the way to the top floor. = Not real smart.
Dumb as a bag of hair. = Stupid.
Lets all bow down to the east three times. = Not real impressed by something or someone.
ANd my personal FAV:
Lady, move it, milk it, or build a fence around it. = GO!
I love it.
[This message has been edited by lifesaver (edited April 17, 2001).]