. I'm looking likepeep this.. we(my family) drove frm new orleans to atlanta to our cousin wedding during xmas time. So anyway the day of the wedding, my uncle was rushing us, talking about were running late and stuff and how much money he spent on this wedding. So we rushing and i'm thinking man this bout to be the bomb wedding.
right. first of all, including my family and the wedding party, it was about 25 people there. The church was plan as jane. No lights,no xmas trees,no nothing. The flower girl needed a perm soooo bad. The groom was looking bored and told the preacher to hurry up and get on with it. When they said u can kiss the bride, he kissed her on the forhead
we looking like wtf is going on.
reception:we get to the recption that was at a some kind of basement. No band, no dj. Just the groom mom playing xmas music on her radio.
i was crackin up. The menu was crackers(not even ritz but the wal-mart kind),ham,turkey, koolaid in the squeeze bottles and chips and dip and cupcakes died green and red and white.. No lie.. Then becasue the groom didn't eat wedding cake, they had krispy cream donuts.
Then, the groom gets mad at the bride and says (Thats why i didn't wanna marry u anyway. Last nite I f*^ked ya homegirl last nite..) So u know i'm mad rite cause we drove allll that way for some bulls*#t......... gyrl it was a horribleeeeeeeeeeee day.. i must have laughed sooooo hard... why