Hey you mooks!
what is a mook anyways? anyways. Make sure you jerkfaces go to Olive Garden man. NEVER ENDING pasta for 7.95! Hubba hubba....momma mia!
So men, take your girlfriends out. Or wives. Ok sorry I won't be sexist too. Lesbians, take your girlfriends or wives out to olive garden
Eat like Kings and Queens. Feast like beast
and tip the waiter or you will get arrested!