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The Dress
My cousin wedding that I tried to coordinate but you can not take the ghetto out of people. She wore decorated gym shoes with her wedding gown, had 71 rhino stones on her finger nails with mood nail polish. She had a wrap to cover her arms made out of lace....can you say no lace nowhere on the dress.

The Program & Invitations
Her mother messed up the programs...can you say portrait printing instead of landscape printing. And refused to mail the cute invitations that I came in to work on a Saturday with my kids to do. She said they were too small. She change the time on the invitation to reflect CP time. Example…wedding set to start at 11:00 am but put 10:00 on invitation. She mailed the invitations on Wednesday or Thursday for the Saturday wedding. Did I say she mess them up to. She would not even show them to me.

Centerpieces
He mother tried to Elmer glue the candle inside the vases instead of melting the candle at the bottom. So, all the candles were falling over. And the white glue was all at the bottom of the vases.


The Bridesmaid Dress
I put this together in like 3 weeks so I showed her a picture of a dress and that I could get in that amount of time in everyone sizes. Now with 3 week notice we were trying to stay under $115.00. He seen the dress and did not like it so they go out three days before the wedding. I told her fine change it but take the girls with you. She did not. You have to go up two size for formal wedding dress they are cut different. She picks up the dress the day of the Rehearsal. We get to the rehearsal and the dresses will not close. All the dresses were too small. The wedding is the next morning. They are halter top dress so, most of the girls did not have a halter bra just lying around. (use you imagination). About 3:00 am the night before they had to "find" someone who could fit the dress. None of the dresses were altered. So, they had to walk down the aisle holding the dead rose and there dress up.

Limo
He wanted a limo but could not afforded bouquet so they all walked down the aisle with single half dead roses. She carried a decorated Bible. They had decided to make the reception later that evening. So no one seen them leave the church in the limo and the time was up for the limo before reception.

The Ceremony
All the bridesmaid got down the aisle without tripping over there dresses. When she walked down the groom looked like “what is that coming at me”. She looked a hot mess (please see above description)
My sister got them a Unity Candle and they did not know to cut the wick apart so they did not light them
The church had to approve all song to be song. The groom refused to have his guy sing at rehearsal and with good reason. Why was the song a bump and grind type song? At the end the Pastor said you may now for the first time legally kiss your bride
Everything I did her mother went and undone. It was a complete waste on my time. But she’s married ya’ll.

The Reception
The reception went fine. The food was good. But the groom refused to do the garter toss and did not want her to toss the bouquet. Talking about he been married before and did not want to do it again. One of the church member went and had a talk with him and he final did it. They did not have a DJ or any entertainment. He was just going to play music in the intercom system. That was fine it is in the church fellowship hall. They had to tell the groom to stop playing certain types of music. Did I mention he was a minister at this church?