to mnm: uh, can YOU call a sista back? I"m worried and we dont like to get worried and stuff.
to dlb: let me know if you need anything. Mi casa es su casa, and that is for REAL.
to cb: you are a _____.
to these migraines: can ya'll take a freakin hike?! You made me miss AMC TWO days in a row!!
to ltt: I need to leave you alone. Curse this attraction.
to Him: make said attraction go away..and leave me alone.... Why for are You trying me...?
to the cute babies I keep seeing: ya'll are precious, but stay the heck away from me!!! lol
to the place I interviewed at last week: can you call a sista back with some good news? shoot, with any news?! lol
to the temp agency: uh, why come you aint called me back? I need a paycheck like last week.
to my mattress: my lumbar region thanks you...