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Originally posted by omega2
coming back to my post earlier. just imagine me doing a montage where I go into a synagogue, Rabbi says 'Get out!' While i protest back, 'There is neither jew nor greek, niether male or female, neither slave or free, for all are one in Christ Jesus!" The Rabbi becomes infuriated, and while he's screaming at me, i throw a peice of uncooked bacon at him. although not intentional, the hurled bacon is thrown into the mouth of the Rabbi who is in mid-rant, and the force with which the bacon is thrown, causes the Rabbi to swallow whole! After which he becomes a voracious eater of all things unclean, and gentile to boot!
who wants me to make that montage then?
ps - someone said i looked like a Nun too (I'll show you the thread, if you don't believe me), so how could i incorporate a nun into the above storyline?
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OK, if you really want a joke with nuns and Jewish people ....
Catholic nuns are sometimes called "brides of Christ." Anyhow, one nun was making her final profession of vows, and the priest noticed some rabbis sitting towards the front. After it was over, he said, "Well, it was nice to see you this afternoon, but I'm curious what brought you here?" One of the rabbis responded, "Family of the groom."