3.5 years: My current relationship. He's put up with my brattiness and princess-attitude but still loves me. We've gone through a lot in the past year (his dad passing away and him just recently moving to Atlanta to pursue his PhD) but we're still going strong. What a mighty good man.
1 year: High school sweetheart. This ended right when we came to college because he started smoking 8 bowls a day (or more) and didn't bother to go to class. I joined a sorority and met hot fraternity boys that treated me better than my boyfriend so I dumped him. Best decision I ever made.
3 months: heh-heh...I was infamous for short-term relationships in high school. This one was with a college boy while I was a junior in high school. I thought I was the shit for dating a college guy while in HS but now that I look back, I think it kinda makes him a loser that he went to college, couldn't find anyone his own age, and then decided to pick up a girl who still had over a year left in high school. He cheated on me with another girl from my high school. I was devastated. Then, he flunked out of school and now works as a cashier at Costco. I win.