I will share a few from my date on Saturday:
Scenario 1-(this one is phone conversation pre-date)
Me (in a polite tone): Well, thanks for calling. I'm excited to see you on Saturday.
Date: You don't know how excited you are.
Me:
Scenario 2-
Date: The girl I was standing next to (while he was waiting for me) told me I was naive.
Me: There's nothing wrong with that.
Date: I'm not naive, but I do think she is jaded.
Me: Jaded people frequently think un-jaded people are naive.
Date: I can tell you are naive.
Me: um. I am trusting.
Date: No, I like it. I don't want girls to be too smart .
Me:
(and I'm a feminist!)