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HC I am still up?
HC I am going to make the best of it and go to the gym?
HC It is FORTY TWO DEGREES?
HC it is okay I am a Viking?
HC I will VANDALIZE the cold with my stylish sweatshirt?
HC the next time some crazy heffa wants to threaten me, I am going to impersonate The Great Cornholio?
HC I have no problem putting my shirt over my head, my arms up and saying:
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?"
HC I don't understand tanning salons?
HC it is PAYING for skin cancer and looking old?
HC I may be pasty but I was born this way and won't have skin like a cheap handbag and look 15 years older than I am.
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