[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by aurora_borealis
HC I think it is my calling to write for the school paper?
HC we lack columns on sex & relationships?
HC it is going to be real stuff, with research!
HC I would have no problem telling people what they don't want to hear?
HC I could do three columns a week, one on sex (with my friend T, we'd call it T&A), one on relationships, and one more on culture/fashion?
HC I'd send all my fashion copy to Steeltrap for editing and criticism, with pictures?
HC I am sure she'd agree with me that a black & neon Playboy tube top with a white pleated mini skirt and a pink trucker hat is wrong on various levels?
HC when I saw that on my way to class I had to STOP, sit on a bench, and collect myself?
HC another amusing part of the paper could be "Anonymous Rants"
HC it would be something like "I am so tired of your drawers hanging out the back of your ill fitting pants complete with camel toe, your cellphone going off playing "Pop that thing", and you being a trifling heffa! - The girl behind you in English 101"
HC a missed connections would be funny too?
HC that would read "I saw you at the Slurp & Burp slow dancing to karaoke with your cousin. You have all your front teeth, and your hair is long in the back and short in the front. I got there on a John Deere Green riding mower. Leave a message for Billy Bob at the County Feed Store"
HC I AM NOT LYING ABOUT THE LAST ONE!!!!!

HC LMAO LMAO LMAO?
HC if they won't accept your ideas you can always create an underground paper on the Web?