HC I'm at work?
HC I was on one line and the other line started ringing?
HC we have caller ID so I saw it was one of our employees so I figured she'd leave a message, and I'd just call her back when I got off?
HC she left a message talking about she was IN New York with family because she had a death in her family and she was calling out for the next two days?
HC I SAWWWW the number, yo' azz was calling from home, you ain't in no New York?

HC you ain't got ta lie to kick it?
HC she coulda just said she wasn't feeling well?
HC I guess she forgot we have caller ID?
HC she is so trifling...I have written her up like 3 times myself for being late or calling in?
HC our boss is so nice though, he hasn't fired her?
HC if I had the authority to fire her, her behind would be gone?
HC I can't stand triflin' people?
HC I ought to call her from my cell phone and disguise my voice and ask to speak to her?
HC I'm bored...I don't have anything else to do?