-- A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds,
however, you may become sterile.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.