"I SWEAR BEFORE HOLY GOD" that you are the most hilarious person in the entire world!!!
I would love to offer you some sort of insightful advice but that's real hard to do when you're rolling around on the floor laughing your butt off so I'll have to get back to you.

In the meantime, I must recommend that you remain the sole proprietor of your testicles.

[This message has been edited by Turtlegirl (edited April 24, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Turtlegirl (edited April 24, 2001).]