I work as a bartender at a karaoke bar, and I hate working at a karaoke bar. I'd rather be drunk off my ass at a karaoke bar.

I prefer sports bars and college bars myself. I hate hate hate hate hate going to clubs where it takes forever and a day just to get your stupid $5 beer.

That's why I still love Magoo's to this day, just a hop, skip, and jump from my campus, where they had 126 beers on tap.