This is great! I'm now sitting at my desk giggling, resulting in curious stares by passers-by in the hallway. This may cause my regular psych exam to be moved up a bit.
May I suggest a class for the men:
Topic 15 (if 14 is gift giving): The Art of Admitting Wrongness, or, Not Always Having to be Right.
duct tape for the mouth provided to help more challenged students to keep from arguing wrong answers.