hc the plumber came out twice?
hc he snaked as far as he could go?
hc he said "mud" and stuff was in the pipes?
hc my landlord has to call the city?
hc their pipes need to be cleared, too?
hc it was NOT mud?
hc according to my roommate, it was fecal matter?



hc that is NOT cool?
hc that mess bet' not happen again?
hc at least now our bathtub drains nicely?
hc but now, the washing machine doesn't work?
hc we cannot seem to win for losing?
hc we just had a house FULL of guests this past weekend?
hc we have TOWELS to wash?
hc no washer?
hc BOOOOOOOTLEG?