The Church of Our Lady of the Gridiron is now open...
Services:
Friday night, 7:00 pm (for the howlin' high school football fan)
Saturday afternoon, 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm (for the crazed college football fan)
Sunday afternoon, 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm (for the partying pro football fan)
Special services on Monday nights, 7:00 pm.
Religious education (pre-game and post game analysis) three hours before the game.
Fellowship (pre-game tailgate party) as soon as the parking lot gates open!
Commie roundball (soccer) heathens need not apply!
