-You are under the desk/in a doorway before you even comprehend that it is an earthquake.
-If you have one more conversation with your relatives about "those scary" mudslides, you are going to scream!
-You have to leave an hour early to be fashionably late.
-You will never meet a bigger freak then the guy standing next to you at Venice Beach.
-An oxygen bar is not just a fad.
-Because of the smog you have never really seen a blue sky.
-There really is tension between people from the "Valley" and the "Locals"( and you thought it was just for the movies)
(can you tell I spent a couple formative years in Cali?)
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