Eh Jeff--
What part of SoCal were you recruiting on? 'Cuz if you were really tryin' to do the OJ'ed wesssss side connexion with the white Bronco off the I10 to the Santa Monica freeway, then you need to leave that chit alone. 'Cuz, nobody actually "lives" in those WB, Fox news channel "Leave It To Beaver" lot facades anyway!!!
But if you were talkin' 'bout in the valley, the Palms or off highway 101, then you're talkin' skrait beach, dude... Like totally! The surf zombies are always needing Zogg's Sex Wax... Like, Hamel's all the waaay... Dude. With the Razor's edge...
Other than that, you ain't talkin' 'bout the real Cheddar, baby...
And don't go there with a Magical Friday's/Starbuck's in Ladera Heights... Folks from the Inglewood don't take kindly to that chit. Much less, Pacific Palisades. Unless your talkin' Crenshaw, Dorsey or LA High...
Dude, like you were in the wrong part of town... Like you shoulda been up in Newport Beach, Laguna Nigel, Dana Point or San Clemente--Not Oceanside or San Marcos... Those places are for either the Marines or horse riders...
Then, the Deserts are so confusing to us Californians anyway. All I know is it takes 4 hours on the I15 North to get to Las Vegas and I'm there if I pass either Barstow or Whiskey Pete's... Besides, true Californians only ride the Friday, 5 PM Southwest Airlines Flight when they do Vegas from any location SWA flies...
As far as the Energy Crisis goes. Yeah, since those old Foggie's in the MWD died out, our prices are all jacked up... They sho' woulda not played that chit back in the '60's!!! These guys played NoCal and Colorado on the CA aqueduct back in the day... Back then, E.T. Tonight power was centralized in Burbank, California with the Price is Right. But since, nobody lives there, unless you're talkin' 'bout the homeless or the migrant workers--who incidentally don't vote--then, chit 'bout Energy ain't gonna happen. At least LA built their own Municipal Electrical Generator. But their having problems, too--so I've heard... And alot of Mr. Davis' electorate lives in LA... Some folks are talkin' bring back Petey!!! 'Cuz most of SoCal, outside of LA, is skrait Republican country!!! Nixon, Reagan, Dukemejin, Wilson.... On and on... What's next, Schwarzanegger for Governor?!? And LA's powerful really liked Riordan... Nobody liked the last Mayor of San Diego though 'cuz she fouled up the Padres Ball Park initiative and Charger Tixs guarentee... So the front runner's of California... That's the biggest question, yet. Maybe, Brown of Oakland??? Hmmmmmm....
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