I remember a few years ago, when I was living in the DC area, I was waitressing and the table had a bunch of rude azzed folx. One girl had a "Versace" dress. I knew I was getting screwed on the tip so I stepped to her and was like....
"hmmmm, that is news to me....I didn't know K-Mart made Versace!"
I was good and ready for a street fight!