I have had some grammar study, and I would like to help you a bit. I rewrote your paragraph to illustrate a point.
Why is it that so few people take the time to use correct grammar in their speech? It is such a pet peeve of mine! When I walk through the mall, I just cringe when I hear someone use the word “ain't” in conversation. Please don’t misundersand. I joke around with my friends, and I'll say something like "You my B***h (sic)" to my close friends. However, when I say such things, I am quite aware that I would not do this publicly and represent myself as such a poor grammarian to the outside world.
Slang is slang. Bad grammar doesn't bother me.
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